Sunday, November 21, 2010

Tracy Morgan ...Straight up Wacky

If any of you out there are too uptight and square or just flat out can't stand Saturday Night Live. Or stand up comedy at all for that matter. It's possible that you may not be aware of one Tracy Jamal Morgan, I guess. He was on SNL  for years and is a pretty prominent character on the hit show 30 Rock. Hell he even did some decent stand up from time to time back in the day. But for the most part Tracy Morgan is best known for saying completely off the wall shit at the most unusual times and looking like this .



go get em T.

At any rate I've always found the man's sheer ridiculousness to be absolutely hysterical. So of course as the high quality journalist and gold chain model that I am, I decided to call in some favors and get myself an interview. 

Sadly it turns out that all my best connections combined were only big time enough to get me a 10 minute google chat with Tracy. Not even a Skype session, damn. After voicing my displeasure with this Tracy's people assured me (between chuckles) that I would indeed get ten minutes time with the real Tracy Morgan. There was only one catch they said. Tracy had decided that he would only speak to me by way of re tweeting his own tweets. 

I was disappointed at first but then I thought , ok screw it , if that's how they want to be. Tracy Morgan's old shit is still better than most celebrities live shit so to hell with it, I agreed to the chat.


So without further delays I welcome you all to sit back and enjoy my interview with Tracy Morgan. Or his  Twitter feed, or whatevs.


   
Pedro Gorinni                                             VS
Tracy Morgan



PEDRO - "Ok I'm in the chat room now , Tracy can you see me ?"

TRACY - The wait is over! The black Svengali has arrived! I'm on the street turning good girls bad and getting them pregnant!!!









PEDRO - "I see, how's the family?"

TRACY - World Be Free. Oh Yeah, Evil Knievel's my biological father.








TRACY - I'm doing stand up this Friday at Carnegie Hall. Come check me out...I'm going raw dog on this one.






 
PEDRO - "You know what , I think I've had enough bro , thanks for hanging wi--"

TRACY - having a cheeseburger delux and diet coke at 9am - breakfast of champions



 









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